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S2 E26 The Wrong Crustacean

Crime

TV-14

19 minutes

Jun 18, 1997

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a careless criminal stuffs the wrong crustacean in his pants, a parachutist has some technical difficulties, a confused crook runs into the arms of the law and an escaped con forgets his glasses.Featuring: Daniel Butler, Debbie Alan

Season 2, 26 Episodes

America's Dumbest Criminals - Sticking to the Job

Sticking to the Job,

In the season premiere "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll meet offenders who are "Sticking to the Job," enjoying "Naked Brunch," someone that becomes a "Locked-In Loser" and a total "Potty Mouth."

America's Dumbest Criminals - Towing Nowhere Fast

Towing Nowhere Fast,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll meet delinquents that think they're "Out of the Frying Pan," "Towing Nowhere Fast," one who is a "Starving Stooge," a total "Incompetent" and someone "Always on the Job."

America's Dumbest Criminals - Keyless Klutz

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll meet offenders with nicknames like "Keyless Klutz," "Bad Liver Lady," "Cheap Trick" and "Stash Flash." We'll also meet a "Wiener Dog" and hear some "Courthouse Rock."

America's Dumbest Criminals - Dial-A-Narc

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," culprits will "Dial-A-Narc," remind us you "You Only Live Vice," discover "Scales on the Roof" and go "Out on a Limb."

America's Dumbest Criminals - Asinine Alibis

Asinine Alibis,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," offenders use "Asinine Alibis," try on "Santa Clogs," reveal that they're a "Swinging Single" and remind you "Diamonds are a Kid's Best Friend."

America's Dumbest Criminals - Stuffed Turkey

Stuffed Turkey,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," culprits try to get away with a "Stuffed Turkey" and "Swamp Things," someone will be a "Taunting Car Robber" and we'll discover the misery of the "Safe Quakers."

America's Dumbest Criminals - Courting Trouble

Courting Trouble,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness delinquents "Courting Trouble," ones who "Batter Up," decide to start "Dumbin' in the Rough" and another who becomes a "Restaurant Roof Clown."

America's Dumbest Criminals - Bottled Up Robber

Bottled Up Robber,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness the "Bottled Up Robber" and a "Fumigation Burglar." Later, we'll experience a "Rocky Mountain High."

America's Dumbest Criminals - Shell Shocked

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," idiots will get "Shell Shocked," attempt the "Swipe and Wipe" and experience "Heist Anxiety." Later, we'll witness the "Rice Man Cometh."

America's Dumbest Criminals - Crate Escape

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," delinquents will attempt a "Crate Escape," show off their "Bad News Boobs," try on their "Gotta Be the Shoes" and then make a "Pit Stop."

America's Dumbest Criminals - Caught Off Guard

Caught Off Guard,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," offenders will be "Caught Off Guard," experience the "Squirrel Nut Speeder," realize they're "Not Out of the Woods" and request "One Moment Please."

America's Dumbest Criminals - Easy Offed

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll see idiots get "Easy Offed," notice someone "Flew the Coop," meet "Helena Handbag" and get the "Door Jammed."

America's Dumbest Criminals - The Boulder, The Stupider

The Boulder, The Stupider,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll understand "The Boulder, The Stupider," see the "Moon Over First Fed," learn how "Brothers Cool Off" and experience the "Road Flasher."

America's Dumbest Criminals - Helping Hands

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," someone gets "Helping Hands," a criminal gets a "Walked Dog, Curbed Brain," we witness "Chasing Lamey" and another struggles with "Shorts of Breath."

America's Dumbest Criminals - Lights, Camera, Busted

Lights, Camera, Busted,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll see someone get "Lights, Camera, Busted," witness "A Gutsy Gal Applying Herself," see a criminal get "All Dressed Up" and ask, "You Want Butter on Your Fingers?"

America's Dumbest Criminals - Roller Bullies

Roller Bullies,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll laugh at "Roller Bullies, a "Motorhome Madman," the "Breaking of a Habit" and an instance of "Monkey Not See, Monkey Do."

America's Dumbest Criminals - Rookie Robber

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a dumb driver hands over more than his license, newlyweds get a surprise gift, rookie robbers make a bad first impression and officers learn that catching two dumb criminals is better than one.

America's Dumbest Criminals - A Soggy Suspect

A Soggy Suspect,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a soggy suspect leaves a sopping trail for the cops, a shifty shopper checks out with more than his receipt, a casual crook makes a fashion faux pas and a man shoots mental blanks.

America's Dumbest Criminals - A Boatload of Bozos

A Boatload of Bozos,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," bozos toss more than their cookies in this high speed chase, a suspect picks the wrong day to film home movies, a moron hitches the wrong ride home and a mugger makes sly moves on the wrong couple.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Chilly Willy Strikes a Pose

Chilly Willy Strikes a Pose,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a chilly willy strikes a pose, a peculiar pinhead poaches a puppy, a sticky-fingered felon gets his day in court and a "Chatty Cathy" expresses her innermost thoughts.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Follow-the-Loser

Follow-the-Loser,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a couple of kids have a counter fit, a man enjoys his room with a view, cops play follow-the-loser and a woman shares her arts and crafts secrets.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Dress for Success

Dress for Success,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a drunk does some local landscaping, a crook takes an unusual pit stop, a burglar dresses for success and a suspect has the last word down at the station.

America's Dumbest Criminals - An Indecent Proposal

An Indecent Proposal,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a man adds more than sugar to his coffee, a yuletide burglar gets caught with his pants down, a loser picks the wrong place to light up and a stoner makes an indecent proposal to a cop.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Halloween Hoodlum

Halloween Hoodlum,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a hoodlum picks the wrong clerk to hold up, an arguing couple lets a cop settle their differences, a bank robber gets robbed himself and a crook gets caught with the goods after a car accident.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Moronic Macarena

Moronic Macarena,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a crook packs his bags and runs for it, a kid does a moronic Macarena on a friend's car, a senior expresses his feelings for a local store and a guy in his birthday suit gets pulled over.

America's Dumbest Criminals - The Wrong Crustacean

The Wrong Crustacean,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a careless criminal stuffs the wrong crustacean in his pants, a parachutist has some technical difficulties, a confused crook runs into the arms of the law and an escaped con forgets his glasses.

Details

America's Dumbest Criminals

Crime

TV-14

4 Seasons

20 minutes

Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler, this show looks at lawbreakers through a humorous lens.

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