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S2 E30 The Curse of the Snitkins

Comedy

TV-PG

26 minutes

Apr 13, 1963

Toody and Muldoon convince a shy officer to join their precinct, unaware that he has terrible luck everywhere he goes.Featuring: Joe E. Ross, Fred Gwynne, Paul Reed

Season 2, 30 Episodes

Car 54, Where Are You? - Hail to the Chief

Hail to the Chief,

Toody and Muldoon are assigned to pick up the President of the United States from Idlewild Airport and drive him to the United Nations.

Car 54, Where Are You? - One Sleepy People

One Sleepy People,

Muldoon moves in with Toody and his family, but when odd things happen while everyone's sleeping, Muldoon and Lucille think they've having an affair with each other.

Car 54, Where Are You? - A Man is Not An Ox

A Man is Not An Ox,

Both Toody and Muldoon fall ill and the doctor is in awe of how much alike the two men are.

Car 54, Where Are You? - Schnauser's Last Ride

Schnauser's Last Ride,

Muldoon flashes back to twelve years ago to trouble he had with Schnauser.

Car 54, Where Are You? - Toody and Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch

Toody and Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch,

Mitch Miller gives the men at the precinct the chance to sing on the show, "Sing Along with Mitch."

Car 54, Where Are You? - Occupancy, August 1st

Occupancy, August 1st,

Mrs. Bronson tries to move into her apartment that hasn't been completely built yet.

Car 54, Where Are You? - Remember St. Petersburg

Remember St. Petersburg,

People mistake Leo for a Russian Count.

Car 54, Where Are You? - That's Show Business

That's Show Business,

The precinct pools their money into a stage production, but they didn't realize that the play centers on a corrupt police department.

Car 54, Where Are You? - Toody Undercover

Toody Undercover,

While undercover, Toody robs a bank with a group of men. Now that the group thinks Toody is an expert bank robber, he tricks them into falling for a fake robbery.

Car 54, Where Are You? - I Hate Captain Block

I Hate Captain Block,

Toody bird-sits for Captain Block, but accidentally teaches the parrot the phrase I hate Captain Block.

Car 54, Where Are You? - A Star is Born in the Bronx

A Star is Born in the Bronx,

After landing a role in a play, Sylvia decides to go on a diet.

Car 54, Where Are You? - Pretzel Mary

The precinct comes together and gets new furniture for Pretzel Mary.

Car 54, Where Are You? - 142 Tickets on the Aisle

142 Tickets on the Aisle,

The precinct attends a Broadway play together.

Car 54, Where Are You? - Stop Thief

While Captain Block is rehearsing for a play, Toody and Muldoon overhear and think the Captain is a kleptomaniac.

Car 54, Where Are You? - Je t'adore Muldoon

Je t'adore Muldoon,

The guys convince Muldoon to ask the Captain's niece to attend Marti Gras with him, and when she accepts, Muldoon's ego goes to his head.

Car 54, Where Are You? - The White Elephant

The White Elephant,

A group of robbers move next door to a bank and begin to plot a bank heist involving knocking down the wall between them and the bank. However, their plan is interrupted by Toody and Muldoon as they try to get their restaurant up and going.

Car 54, Where Are You? - Benny the Bookie's Last Chance

Benny the Bookie's Last Chance,

Toody and Muldoon get ex-con Benny a job at a candy store. However, Benny soon regresses back into his old habits.

Car 54, Where Are You? - The Presidential Itch

The Presidential Itch,

Both Toody and Muldoon run for President of the Brotherhood.

Car 54, Where Are You? - Toody and Muldoon Meet the Russians

Toody and Muldoon Meet the Russians,

Toody and Muldoon protect a visiting Russian official.

Car 54, Where Are You? - Here We Go Again

Here We Go Again,

Nogal has Captain Block put on a special play honoring Muldoon's father who was able to solve an unsolvable case. However, when Muldoon finds his father's diary, the truth is revealed.

Car 54, Where Are You? - The Star Boarder

The Star Boarder,

The Toodys take in a man, but begin to doubt that the man is really a preacher like he claims he is.

Car 54, Where Are You? - The Biggest Day of the Year

The Biggest Day of the Year,

Toody mentions that today is an important day, which starts rumors flying around the precinct as to why it's an important day. Thinking they've all forgotten an occasion, everyone panics.

Car 54, Where Are You? - Here Comes Charlie

Here Comes Charlie,

The precinct tries to rehabilitate and employ Charlie, an alcoholic.

Car 54, Where Are You? - See You at the Bar Mitzvah

See You at the Bar Mitzvah,

Muldoon and Toody promise Joel Pokrass that people will attend his Bar Mitzvah. However, that proves to be a hard promise to keep since Joel's father is a mean landlord everyone despises.

Car 54, Where Are You? - I've Been Here Before

I've Been Here Before,

Criminals begin to learn how to trick police after watching Crime Busters. But since the show is one of Toody's favorites, he's able to solve each of the crimes.

Car 54, Where Are You? - Joan Crawford Didn't Say No

Joan Crawford Didn't Say No,

Mrs. Bronson promises that wedding bells are in the future of star's lives.

Car 54, Where Are You? - Lucille is 40

Toody decides to give Lucille a wig for her 40th birthday. However, when Sylvia sees Toody at a wig shop, she begins to think he is cheating on Lucille.

Car 54, Where Are You? - The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser

The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser,

The officers use Sylvia as a decoy to uncover a group of con artists.

Car 54, Where Are You? - Puncher and Judy

Puncher and Judy,

A woman begs her boyfriend to quit his boxing job.

Car 54, Where Are You? - The Curse of the Snitkins

The Curse of the Snitkins,

Toody and Muldoon convince a shy officer to join their precinct, unaware that he has terrible luck everywhere he goes.

Details

Car 54, Where Are You?

Comedy

TV-PG

2 Seasons

25 minutes

The misadventures of two of New York's finest (a Mutt and Jeff pair) in the mythical 53rd precinct in the Bronx.

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