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S7 E14 How Do I Love Thee...?/ No More Alimony/ Authoress! Authoress!

Romance

TV-G

48 minutes

Jan 6, 1984

Isaac's budding relationship with a new crew member becomes complicated when Gopher tells him to fire her. Meanwhile, a congressman and his wife bring their daughter aboard the Pacific Princess after receiving letters threatening her young life.Featuring: Bernie Kopell, Fred Grandy, Gavin MacLeod, Jill Whelan, Lauren Tewes, Ted Lange

Season 7, 18 Episodes

The Love Boat - Love Boat - The World's Greatest Kisser/ Don'T Take My Wife, Please/ The Reluctant Father

Love Boat - The World's Greatest Kisser/ Don'T Take My Wife, Please/ The Reluctant Father,

A jilted fiance hires a Mata Hari (Elaine Joyce) to find the crew member that ruined his wedding plans; a junior executive (Parker Stevenson) suffers in silence while his boss (David Doyle) lusts after his bride.

The Love Boat - Affair On Demand/ Friend Of The Family/ Just Another Pretty Face

Affair On Demand/ Friend Of The Family/ Just Another Pretty Face,

A married couple finds out that their daughter is in love with the father's best friend, while a progressive woman agrees to help her romantic partner have an affair.

The Love Boat - Rhino Of The Year/ One Last Time/ For Love Or Money

Rhino Of The Year/ One Last Time/ For Love Or Money,

When an organization wants to give a crew member an award, Captain Stubing suggests Isaac. Meanwhile, a fun-loving guy tries to help out his heartbroken friend but finds himself in trouble after meeting an unusual woman.

The Love Boat - Bricker's Boy/ Lotions Of Love/ The Hustlers

Bricker's Boy/ Lotions Of Love/ The Hustlers,

The professional escort of an older woman (Vera Miles) dallies with a young woman (Constance Forslund); an advertising whiz tries to impress his best client despite putdowns from her daughter.

The Love Boat - The Misunderstanding/ Love Below Decks/ The End Is Near

The Misunderstanding/ Love Below Decks/ The End Is Near,

An estranged mother and daughter mend their relationship after a secret about their past is revealed. Then, an attractive widow finds herself falling for a burly crew member.

The Love Boat - Julie's Blind Date/ Dee Dee's Dilemma/ The Prizewinner

Julie's Blind Date/ Dee Dee's Dilemma/ The Prizewinner,

An author (Tom Poston) is blackmailed by his secretary; a father and son (Geoffrey Scott, Clark Brandon) unwittingly fall for the same woman (Markie Post).

The Love Boat - Youth Takes A Holiday/ Don't Leave Home Without It/ Prisoner Of Love

Youth Takes A Holiday/ Don't Leave Home Without It/ Prisoner Of Love,

An Army captain (Beth Howland) sets her sights on Gopher; a married couple (Charlotte Rae, Louis Nye) meet up with two swingers (Jamie Farr, Heather Locklear).

The Love Boat - Love On Strike/ Looking For Mr. Wilson/ The Last Case

Love On Strike/ Looking For Mr. Wilson/ The Last Case,

Everyone is a suspect when a passenger goes missing about the Pacific Princess. Meanwhile, when Julie's high-school friend boards the ship with her son, they learn an important lesson after running into the woman's father and another passenger.

The Love Boat - Carnival Cruise/ Long Time No See/ The Bear Essence/ Kisses And Makeup

Carnival Cruise/ Long Time No See/ The Bear Essence/ Kisses And Makeup,

A carnival entrepreneur is approached on the Pacific Princess by a woman who knows a shocking secret about his past. Meanwhile, a comedy duo with a bear act competes for the affection of the same woman.

The Love Boat - Hong Kong Cruise: Polly'S Poker Palace - Part 1

Hong Kong Cruise: Polly'S Poker Palace - Part 1,

On a Hong Kong cruise: a senator romances a woman until he learns the nature of her visit; two brothers date Julie and Vicki; a compulsive shopper is offered $25,000 by her husband (Herb Edelman) if she'll resist temptation during the trip.

TV-G 1h 38m 1984

The Love Boat - Hong Kong Cruise: Polly'S Poker Palace - Part 2

Hong Kong Cruise: Polly'S Poker Palace - Part 2,

An international fugitive finds love when he meets a beautiful woman with a secret, while a divorcee meets an intriguing man who conceals his identity from her and Isaac.

The Love Boat - China Cruise: The Pledge/ East Meets West/ Dear Roberta/ My Two Dumplings - Part 2

China Cruise: The Pledge/ East Meets West/ Dear Roberta/ My Two Dumplings - Part 2,

A rich widow comes face to face with her estranged sister, who's working on the ship as a made and whose boyfriend the wealthy woman stole and married 40 years earlier. Meanwhile, a childless couple hatches a plan to become parents.

The Love Boat - When Worlds Collide/ Captain And The Geisha/ The Lottery Winners/ The Emperor's Fortune - Part 2

When Worlds Collide/ Captain And The Geisha/ The Lottery Winners/ The Emperor's Fortune - Part 2,

A man bound by alimony wants to make sure his ex (Michelle Phillips) goes through with her marriage; Julie's Aunt Sylvia and her pal Betsy try to interest a publisher in Betsy's memoirs.

The Love Boat - How Do I Love Thee...?/ No More Alimony/ Authoress! Authoress!

How Do I Love Thee...?/ No More Alimony/ Authoress! Authoress!,

Isaac's budding relationship with a new crew member becomes complicated when Gopher tells him to fire her. Meanwhile, a congressman and his wife bring their daughter aboard the Pacific Princess after receiving letters threatening her young life.

The Love Boat - The Buck Stops Here/For Better or Worse/Bet on It

The Buck Stops Here/For Better or Worse/Bet on It,

A gambling cruise for charity proves a chancy thing for a teacher (McLean Stevenson), two honeymooners (Shea Farrell, Leah Ayres), and the drive chairwoman (Celeste Holm). Richard Jaeckel, Antony Ponzini, Jo Ann Pflug, Gavin MacLeod.

The Love Boat - Ace In The Hole/ Uncle Joey's Song/ Father In The Cradle

Ace In The Hole/ Uncle Joey's Song/ Father In The Cradle,

Captain Stubing hires a handsome new photographer who draws the attention of two sisters who were visiting Doc and Gopher. Then, a young man is shocked to meet his mother's (Lee Meriwether) new boyfriend, who is the same age as him.

The Love Boat - A Rose Is Not A Rose / Novelties / Too Rich And Too Thin

A Rose Is Not A Rose / Novelties / Too Rich And Too Thin,

An inventor's zealousness jeopardizes his chance for romance and a man's double identity upsets Julie and a passenger.

The Love Boat - Side By Side/ A Fish Out Of Water/ Rub Me Tender

Side By Side/ A Fish Out Of Water/ Rub Me Tender,

A boy who thinks his grandmother (Glynis Johns) is terminally ill will do anything to ensure her happiness; a man (Ed Begley Jr.) who's uncomfortable around women falls in love with a mermaid (Mary Crosby).

Details

The Love Boat

Romance

TV-PG

9 Seasons

50 minutes

The romantic and comic tales of the passengers and crew of the cruise ship, Pacific Princess.

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