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S3 E12 The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears...

Comedy

TV-G

26 minutes

Dec 10, 1963

Rob struggles between his civic duty and fear for his family's safety when he believes he can identify the two robbers in a jewelry store holdup.Featuring: Dick Van Dyke, Mary Tyler Moore, Rose Marie, Morey Amsterdam

Season 3, 32 Episodes

The Dick Van Dyke Show - That's My Boy??

That's My Boy??,

Rob recalls the hectic days after Ritchie was born when he was sure the hospital had given him and Laura the wrong baby.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Masterpiece

The Masterpiece,

Rob unwittingly bids on and wins an ugly clown painting that covers another work beneath, perhaps a masterpiece.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - Laura's Little Lie

Laura's Little Lie,

Rob would like to know why Laura disappears every time his insurance agent comes over or calls.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice

Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice,

Rob and Laura must remarry to maintain legal marital status, but a marital squabble before the judge may prevent it.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - All About Eavesdropping

All About Eavesdropping,

Rob and Laura unintentionally eavesdrop on the Helpers prior to attending their dinner party.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - Too Many Stars

Too Many Stars,

As director of the annual variety show, Rob finds himself trapped between casting Laura as this year's leading woman or a dazzlingly talented newcomer to the neighborhood.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?

Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?,

Following a concussion at the office, Rob winds up at a swinging party in New Jersey with no idea how he got there.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - Uncle George

Rob's energetic Uncle George comes for a visit to eagerly pressure Rob into finding him a wife.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - Big Max Calvada

Big Max Calvada,

A man with suspected underworld connections asks Rob, Sally, and Buddy to write a comedy routine for his no-talent nephew.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Ballad of the Betty Lou

The Ballad of the Betty Lou,

Rob and Jerry's friendship is sorely tested when they buy a boat together.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors

Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors,

Rob feels very much the hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears...

The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears...,

Rob struggles between his civic duty and fear for his family's safety when he believes he can identify the two robbers in a jewelry store holdup.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Alan Brady Show Presents

The Alan Brady Show Presents,

It's the first Christmas presentation of 'The Alan Brady Show' where he turns the spotlight upon his talented staff to entertain the TV public.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Third One from the Left

The Third One from the Left,

A young chorus girl on 'The Alan Brady Show' falls desperately in love with Rob.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - My Husband Is the Best One

My Husband Is the Best One,

Rob's job is threatened by a news article praising him more than Alan for the success of 'The Alan Brady Show.'

The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer

The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer,

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura become matchmakers.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Life and Love of Joe Coogan

The Life and Love of Joe Coogan,

Rob is overwhelmed by jealousy when he meets one of Laura's old flames and later discovers that she saved a box of love poems he sent her.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards

A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards,

A social game of poker turns sour when it's discovered Rob has been playing with a marked deck.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - Happy Birthday and Too Many More

Happy Birthday and Too Many More,

When Laura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party, 63 screaming kids cause a ruckus at the Petrie house.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Brave and the Backache

The Brave and the Backache,

Rob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments are psychosomatic.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth

The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth,

Rob and Buddy find themselves overworked when Sally becomes a television personality overnight.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - My Part-Time Wife

My Part-Time Wife,

When Laura fills in for Sally at the office, her performance exceeds everyone's expectations.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - Honeymoons Are for the Lucky

Honeymoons Are for the Lucky,

Rob recalls the hectic time of his Army marriage to Laura and the difficulty in obtaining a three-day pass for their honeymoon.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - How to Spank a Star

How to Spank a Star,

At the insistence of an overbearing guest star, Rob takes over as producer of 'The Alan Brady Show.'

The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Plots Thicken

The Plots Thicken,

A family crisis develops when both Rob and Laura's parents compete to get the couple committed to their respective cemetery plots.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - Scratch My Car and Die

Scratch My Car and Die,

A scratch on Rob's new car causes a domestic crisis at the Petrie house.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Return of Edwin Carp

The Return of Edwin Carp,

Rob attempts to coax a legendary radio star out of retirement for a TV special.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - October Eve

An oil painting of Laura is being shown at an art gallery and although she posed fully clothed, the artist took the liberty of 'undraping' her.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is In Jail

Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is In Jail,

Rob goes to see an old Army buddy's nightclub act and winds up spending the night in jail.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life

My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life,

Rob and Laura suspect their neighbor Jerry is having an affair after spotting him at a fancy restaurant with a pretty blonde.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All

I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All,

Fearing he may be going bald, Rob tries a barber's secret recipe which consists of ingredients usually reserved for a salad.

The Dick Van Dyke Show - Teacher's Petrie

Teacher's Petrie,

Laura's new writing teacher, Mr. Caldwell, thinks she shows promise but Rob is skeptical of his intentions.

Details

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Comedy

TV-G

5 Seasons

26 minutes

One of television's most celebrated shows, 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' follows the misadventures of comedy writer Rob Petrie. Starring the legendary Dick Van Dyke and Emmy Award winner Mary Tyler Moore.

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