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S2 E9 Smoking Penguins and Santa on Santa Action

Comedy

TV-PG

21 minutes

Dec 9, 2019

Dan is disappointed when everyone but Becky forgets about his birthday; Darlene faces another issue; Dan excludes Jackie from the family Christmas Santa photo for mistreating Louis.Featuring: John Goodman, Laurie Metcalf, Sara Gilbert, Lecy Goranson, Michael Fishman, Emma Kenney, Ames McNamara

Season 2, 20 Episodes

The Conners - Preemies, Weed and Infidelity

Preemies, Weed and Infidelity,

After Emilio's deportation, Jackie takes on a paternal role crafting a birth plan for Becky; Darlene navigates a love triangle with David and Ben; Harris faces her own dilemma.

The Conners - A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss,

Darlene struggles to decide between David and Ben; Becky begins to doubt herself as a mom; Mark gets in trouble at school when a picture of him and his boyfriend kissing goes viral.

The Conners - The Preemie Monologues

The Preemie Monologues,

Harris confronts Darlene's lifestyle; Jackie meddles in others' affairs to evade her own issues; Becky struggles with the expenses of parenthood, her family lends support.

The Conners - Lanford…Lanford

Lanford…Lanford,

Becky's bartending gig worries Dan; Darlene weighs David versus Ben; Harris' new pal, Odessa, spells trouble.

The Conners - Nightmare on Lunchbox Street

Nightmare on Lunchbox Street,

Jackie's Halloween is a nightmare when she discovers a dark secret; Mary's upset over assumptions about her adoption; Darlene juggles love interests.

The Conners - Tempest in a Stew Pot

Tempest in a Stew Pot,

Jackie and Becky pitch their business plan to Darlene in hopes of getting the Lunch Box back, but Darlene's decision leads to hostility among the three.

The Conners - Slappy Holidays

Slappy Holidays,

Thanksgiving chaos erupts as Dan gathers the family; tensions rise over the Lunch Box; Harris surprises everyone with a bold move.

The Conners - Lanford, Tiolet of Sin

Lanford, Tiolet of Sin,

Jackie's decision unites family and community; Becky takes on a late-night job; Darlene goes to extremes to repair her bond with Harris.

The Conners - Smoking Penguins and Santa on Santa Action

Smoking Penguins and Santa on Santa Action,

Dan is disappointed when everyone but Becky forgets about his birthday; Darlene faces another issue; Dan excludes Jackie from the family Christmas Santa photo for mistreating Louis.

The Conners - Throwing a Christian to a Bear

Throwing a Christian to a Bear,

The Conners resist Becky's Packers fan boyfriend; Dan emphasizes family loyalty to the Bears to Mark; Ben and Darlene seek a loan for their magazine.

The Conners - Mud Turtles, A Good Steak and One Man in a Tub

Mud Turtles, A Good Steak and One Man in a Tub,

Becky suspects Jackie's new supplier friend; Darlene's excitement over Harris's college acceptance is challenged by another offer; Dan faces an embarrassing predicament.

The Conners - Live from Lanford

Live from Lanford,

The Conners debate voting reasons; Louise's offer threatens to take her from Lanford, prompting family intervention in Dan's relationship.

The Conners - Brothers, Babies and Breakdowns

Brothers, Babies and Breakdowns,

Dan avoids grief until it confronts him; Ben and Darlene tackle baby fever; Dwight's nervous to fill in for an injured chef.

The Conners - Bad Dads and Grads

Bad Dads and Grads,

Dan connects with his half-brother but struggles with their father's unequal treatment; Jackie hits it off with a fun married couple.

The Conners - Beards, Thrupples and Robots

Beards, Thrupples and Robots,

Darlene joins Price Warehouse for income; Jackie advances her relationship with Ron and Janelle; Ben alters his appearance for advertisers.

The Conners - Tats and Tias

Harris returns home newly-unemployed; Becky seeks childcare; Jackie advises reaching out to Emilio's family; the family ponders tattoos.

The Conners - The Icewoman Cometh

The Icewoman Cometh,

Bev returns, wants to spread happiness with her money. She offers to fund Mark's coding camp tuition, but Darlene suggests giving it to Harris.

The Conners - Pilot Lights & Sister Fights

Pilot Lights & Sister Fights,

Dan opens up to Louise; Darlene yearns for motherhood; Ben's responsibilities for Becky interfere with work.

The Conners - CPAPs, Hickeys and Biscuits

CPAPs, Hickeys and Biscuits,

Dan and Louise deepen their bond amid the challenges of aging; Darlene's night in jail leaves Ben in charge of parenting; Mark's class experiment with a friend results in hickeys.

The Conners - Bridge Over Troubled Conners

Bridge Over Troubled Conners,

Darlene and Ben hunt for apartments; Jackie, Becky, and Beverly Rose road trip to Mexico to meet her father; Dan confides financial woes to Louise.

Details

The Conners

Comedy

TV-14

6 Seasons

21 minutes

The Conners grapple with parenthood, dating, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.

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