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S1 E28 MST3K Shorts: Progress Island U.S.A.

Comedy

TV-14

12 minutes

Dec 16, 1994

Modern Puerto Rico has a lot to offer.Featuring: Michael J. Nelson

Season 1, 24 Episodes

MST3K Shorts - Alphabet Antics

Alphabet Antics,

A charming rhyme for children that teaches them the alphabet, including many now politically-incorrect things, dangerous sequences, and some plagiarism.

MST3K Shorts - Are You Ready for Marriage?

Are You Ready for Marriage?,

A high school senior named Sue and her boyfriend want to get married right after Sue graduates. A marriage counselor discourages the young couple from entering into a hasty marriage.

MST3K Shorts - A Case of Spring Fever & The Chicken of Tomorrow

A Case of Spring Fever & The Chicken of Tomorrow,

An animated pixie named Coily grants a man his wish that all springs disappear...a wish that he soon regrets.

MST3K Shorts - MST3K Shorts: Aquatic Wizards

MST3K Shorts: Aquatic Wizards,

As much fun as anybody could hope to have watching waterskiing.

MST3K Shorts - The Home Economics Story

The Home Economics Story,

Kay wants to go to Iowa State College and major in home economics. She and her friends have a great time in school and learn about the diverse careers that a degree in Home Economics can lead to.

MST3K Shorts - Last Clear Chance

Last Clear Chance,

Friendly Patrolman Hal Jackson visits the Dixon family to instruct their youngest son, Alan, in the art of safe and courteous driving. He relates many grisly tales of various young drivers, his main advice being to pay attention, but Alan's older brother Frank Jr. isn't listening, and drives with his girlfriend Betty into the path of an oncoming train while turning around and waving at the car behind him.

MST3K Shorts - What About Juvenile Delinquency?

What About Juvenile Delinquency?,

A band of no-good punks beat a guy for driving too slow and steal his mechanical pencil, before arriving to pick up their missing member Jamie, the son of the man they've just beaten.

MST3K Shorts - MST3K Shorts: Posture Pals

MST3K Shorts: Posture Pals,

School competition to see who has the best posture, and the lengths and tricks four kids go through to win those paper crowns.

MST3K Shorts - Marriage & Spring Fever

Marriage & Spring Fever,

A charming rhyme for children that teaches them the alphabet, including many now politically-incorrect things, dangerous sequences, and some plagiarism. In the second episode, an animated pixie named Coily grants a man his wish that all springs disappear...a wish that he soon regrets.

MST3K Shorts - MST3K Shorts: Johnny At The Fair

MST3K Shorts: Johnny At The Fair,

A young boy ditches his parents at the Canadian National Exhibition and sets off for adventure, meeting some celebrities along the way.

MST3K Shorts - MST3K Shorts: Circus On Ice

MST3K Shorts: Circus On Ice,

This short features women in striped suits on leashes, simulated gunshots and lots of the color pink!

MST3K Shorts - MST3K Shorts: Here Comes The Circus

MST3K Shorts: Here Comes The Circus,

Watch and enjoy a wide variety of circus acts - if you dare! The short is a look at the Clyde Beatty circus, featuring legendary clown Emmett Kelly.

MST3K Shorts - MST3K Shorts: The Truck Farmer

MST3K Shorts: The Truck Farmer,

Nick wants to take Kay out on a date, but isn't sure what they'd do. The short offers ideas like taffy pulls and scavenger sales. Ultimately, all the kids have a wholesomely-celibate-vanilla-white-Eisenhower’s-America good time.

MST3K Shorts - MST3K Shorts: Body Care And Grooming

MST3K Shorts: Body Care And Grooming,

A short aimed at older teens/college students explaining why bathing and good personal hygiene are things to consider.

MST3K Shorts - MST3K Shorts: Is This Love?

MST3K Shorts: Is This Love?,

A girl goes against the old-fashioned love of her parents (and very old-looking roommate), abandons her parents, and runs away with a new hookup. The short ends asking whether their love will last long or not. (It won't.)

MST3K Shorts - MST3K Shorts: Cheating

MST3K Shorts: Cheating,

A young boy learns an important lesson about cheating.

MST3K Shorts - MST3K Shorts: Design For Dreaming

MST3K Shorts: Design For Dreaming,

In this musical short, a woman dreams of a mysterious masked man who takes her to see the future... as represented by the 1956 General Motors Motorama.

MST3K Shorts - MST3K Shorts: A Day At The Fair

MST3K Shorts: A Day At The Fair,

A farming family prepares for their yearly trip to the Indiana State Fair, both to show off their wares and suckle from the teat of the 3-H Club.

MST3K Shorts - MST3K Shorts: Why Study Industrial Arts?

MST3K Shorts: Why Study Industrial Arts?,

Joe and the Coach double-team to explain to a high-school student disparaging shop class the many and varied uses for Industrial Arts in all aspects of modern life.

MST3K Shorts - MST3K Shorts: Young Man's Fancy

MST3K Shorts: Young Man's Fancy,

A story sponsored by the Edison Electric Institute that encourages use of a number of home appliances.

MST3K Shorts - MST3K Shorts: Speech: Platform Posture and Appearance

MST3K Shorts: Speech: Platform Posture and Appearance,

Through liberal use of the knee test, looking good and standing tall, the secrets of public speaking are revealed.

MST3K Shorts - MST3K Shorts: Money Talks!

MST3K Shorts: Money Talks!,

Having trouble saving money, a kid gets advice from Ben Franklin himself.

MST3K Shorts - MST3K Shorts: Progress Island U.S.A.

MST3K Shorts: Progress Island U.S.A.,

Modern Puerto Rico has a lot to offer.

MST3K Shorts - What to Do on a Date

What to Do on a Date,

Nick wants to take Kay out on a date, but isn't sure what they'd do. The short offers ideas like taffy pulls and scavenger sales. Nothing says romantic quite like a scavenger sale. Ultimately, all the kids have a wholesomely-celibate-vanilla-white-Eisenhower's-America good time.

Details

MST3K Shorts

Comedy

2 Seasons

21 minutes

A charming rhyme for children that teaches them the alphabet, including many now politically-incorrect things, dangerous sequences, and some plagiarism.

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